Peter Kay will surely use this....

Remember "garlic...BREAD!" and "cheese....CAKE!"? Try this: "squeezy...MARMITE!". Yes, that's right, Marmite are going to start shipping their black cocaine in squeezy bottles, since they think it'll help people spread it without destroying their bread.

I'm sceptical about this development. As a Marmite fan, I'm worried about the fact that they'll be using thinner Marmite in the squeezy bottles, which surely means less pleasure per pound. One possible benefit though might be price - Marmite is chuffing expensive (£3.95 for 500g at Tesco), which might be down to the black glass they use in the jars, which must be costly for them.

I'm interested to hear what everyone else thinks about this.