My cosmic order

Thanks to Stotty for drawing my attention to Cosmic Ordering, the solution to the world's problems [here]. I'm about to shout my order out of the OC320 window (Geach will probably hear it over in third-world-astroville). But in case the cosmos isn't listening but does have an RSS feed, here goes. Dear Cosmos, I'd like:

1. A Mercedes SLK
2. A MacPro, preferably with the ATI video card, and 4Gb of RAM.
3. A signed photo of Natalie from French Maid TV.

No rush Mr. Cosmos. You can deal with Stotty's seeing first.